well you can't waste a boner
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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