i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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