The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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