the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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