i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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