We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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