Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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