Plan B is the new Plan A
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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