Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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