I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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