Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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