i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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