Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
FUCK WHALES
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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