Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I supernannyed him into submission
last night I used snow as a chaser
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