i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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