at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how can u be prego again
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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