I cannot find my penis.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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