the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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