No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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