Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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