mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You pole danced in your parka.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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