is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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