Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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