idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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