its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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