none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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