i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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