Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I love having hate sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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