I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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