No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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