I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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