Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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