i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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