Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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