we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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