break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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