therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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