TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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