READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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