I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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