at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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