dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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