my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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