if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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