i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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