I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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