i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You took a bar mat shot.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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