we should wear snuggies to the strip club
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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