You made me cry and you don't even care
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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