how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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