I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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